New York - "I'am not a hooker. I am just business savvy."Anne McNamary (subversify.com) - Dec 3 2014 Being an “easy” Craigslist girl (and one of the few that’s not a spam bot or email fisher) is very difficult, and I don’t think men understand the personal and professional sacrifice involved in being “nice” when casually dating.
![]() I have never had any interest in prostituting myself and being ostracized by society. Sex should be an emotional, loving and spiritual experience shared between two (or three or four) people. However, because of the rising costs of living, I’ve found it necessary to start charging men for my inconvenience. Being an “easy” Craigslist girl (and one of the few that’s not a spam bot or email fisher) is very difficult, and I don’t think men understand the personal and professional sacrifice involved in being “nice” when casually dating. Every man on Craigslist wants a woman who’s open minded, dirty-minded, and a little “less” discriminating than average. After all, the more selective we are in holding out for that “special guy” we all want, the less lucky you Craiglist guys get. That means you lonely guys have to post M4W ads at all hours of the night to no particular audience—except of course the bored gay guys that check out your public cock pictures. So I always ask guys that I find interesting, do you mind helping me to control the rising costs of casual encounters? Most guys have no problem with this, since they are more than happy to pay $60 for a dinner with the mere possibility of a blowjob. But what I find irritating, and totally understand from a man’s point of view, is why most women insist on a $60 dinner—only to suffer through awkward conversation—instead of spending that cash elsewhere. Few can argue that this is what we’re actually thinking during one of those high priced dinners… Guy: (Speaks) How’s your wine? (Thinks) She better be worth it. Girl: (Speaks) Good. How’s yours? (Thinks) Can’t we just fast-forward to the “just friends” conversation and skip all this creepiness? So what I’ve started doing is rather than accept dates with the implication of the guy paying for dinner, and rather than tease men relentlessly by pretending as if I’m just going to go to their house for random sex because their two-line personal ad with a shirtless pic was just that unbearably sexy, I’m just going to start itemizing the costs of a casual affair. Any man can see that paying a woman for her time invested in you is the gentlemanly thing to do. My new cost of living schedule goes like this:
In closing, choosing not to pay a casual encounters girl for her time and cost of living is a terribly cheap and anti-feminist thing to do. It makes you look like a total douchebag. You’re probably the type of guy that drives by the homeless and smiles, holding your latte up proud as can be while the poor guy’s starving to death. If you won’t pay for my expenses in being your easy date for the night, then you deserve to either figure out why women don’t like you (but that’ll never happen, right?) or be alone forever. Or no, wait…you can go to Hooters, Twin Peaks, Strip Clubs like you always do and blow hundreds of dollars there for a woman to force a smile at you. Yeah that sounds like you. Or you can be a gentleman and support feminism the old fashioned way – by opening doors, being nice, and paying your tab in advance. TOTAL PRICE OF MY GENEROSITY AND PATIENCE: $200 (Best deal in town) -Anne McNamary (P.S. If you’re dumb enough to think this is a real prostitution ad and not satire please pay another $20 gullibility fee) |
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Paris - Jusqu'au 12 juillet 2022
Gaudi
Le musée d’Orsay accueille la première grande exposition consacrée à Antoni Gaudí organisée en France à Paris depuis cinquante ans. Elle offre une nouvelle vision de l’artiste en tant que figure unique et singulière, un génie non isolé ayant exercé dans une Catalogne en plein bouleversements sociaux, politiques et urbanistiques. Pour en savoir plus, ici. Musée d'Orsay |
Des sommes colossales pour Basquiat
Jean-Michel BASQUIAT pèse à lui seul 14% du Marché de l’Art Contemporain mondial. Trois toiles remarquables de cet artiste ont dépassé cette année à Hong Kong les 35m$ chacune. Nouvelle place forte pour la vente des plus beaux Basquiat, Hong Kong fait désormais le bonheur des collectionneurs asiatiques, |
Le Saint-Pétersbourg Festival Ballet contre la guerre
En tournée en France, le Saint-Petersbourg Festival Ballet observe, avant chaque représentation, une minute de silence avant de lancer le spectacle avec l'hymne national ukrainien. |
Guerre en Ukraine
La statue de Vladimir Poutine retirée du musée Grévin. C'est la première fois que le musée retire un personnage en lien avec des événements historiques. |
Un dessin de Dürer vendu 26 euros dans un vide-greniers
Estimée à plus de 8 millions d'euros, la « Vierge à l’enfant » d'Albrecht Dürer a été acquise en 2017, lors d'un vide-greniers, pour la modique somme de… 26 euros. Aujourd'hui, elle se trouve dans une galerie londonienne. |
Journée nationale contre le harcèlement scolaire
Depuis le 1er janvier 18 enfants se sont suicidés en France et, chaque année, plus de 700 000 élèves sont victimes de harcèlement scolaire soit près d'un enfant sur dix. En savoir plus, ici. |